That's right, a manure thief fell into a vat of cow dung in Germany, then fled the scene buck naked. Now, I suppose if I fell into a vat of dung I would want to ditch my clothes too, but somehow I imagine that didn't entirely solve the problem. Does anyone else read this story and say, "WAIT! WAIT!!!! MANURE THIEF"?????!?!?!?!! Oh good, figured it wasn't only me.